Future Story: Roomba Killed by a Self-Driving Car
In a tragic accident on Breezy Way, a Roomba vacuum was killed by a self-driving Waymo. Little Bobby had left […]
Drug Commercial: Pryonx helps you overcome the side effects of Pryonz
As we at Not the Sun are not bound by the rules of traditional journalism, we can run drug commercials. […]
HCSO Deputies to be OutfitTed with Batman Pajamas
In a viral story out of Cape Coral, Florida a man in a Batman onesie managed to apprehend a man […]
Taylor and Travis engagement causes mass fainting spell
A mass fainting spell across the nation occurred as a result of the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. […]
In My Day We Didn’t Have Heat Warnings
We woke up early and got outside and started working before it became truly hot. This way our bodies could […]
Dear Gabby: My Sister’s Nephew is Out of Control and I Can’t Take it Any More
Dear Gabby, My sister’s nephew is out of control. When he is over at my house he does not listen […]
Eighth Grader Horrified That Mom Can No Longer Do His Math Homework
Eighth Grader Bill Leonard was horrified to learn that his mom can no longer do his home work. She was […]
Student Makes it to the Second Day of School Before Getting Sick
In a new record local student Judy attended school for almost two whole days before coming down sick. When asked […]
Dad’s turn to make dinner, Introduces family to intermittent fasting
A local Weeki Wachee man whose dinner night is usually Taco Tuesday forgot to defrost the ground beef. This led […]
Pasco to Replace all Trees with Palm Trees
Pasco has unveiled a new plan to replace all trees in Pasco with palm trees. The county manager explained when […]