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In a tragic accident on Breezy Way, a Roomba vacuum was killed by a self-driving Waymo. Little Bobby had left […]

As we at Not the Sun are not bound by the rules of traditional journalism, we can run drug commercials. […]

In a viral story out of Cape Coral, Florida a man in a Batman onesie managed to apprehend a man […]

A mass fainting spell across the nation occurred as a result of the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. […]

We woke up early and got outside and started working before it became truly hot. This way our bodies could […]

Dear Gabby, My sister’s nephew is out of control. When he is over at my house he does not listen […]

Eighth Grader Bill Leonard was horrified to learn that his mom can no longer do his home work. She was […]

In a new record local student Judy attended school for almost two whole days before coming down sick. When asked […]

A local Weeki Wachee man whose dinner night is usually Taco Tuesday forgot to defrost the ground beef. This led […]

Pasco has unveiled a new plan to replace all trees in Pasco with palm trees. The county manager explained when […]